This Reminds Me

Actual quotes from Rachel of Casa Woodworth today – yes, the Sabbath -

“I wish I had green eyes.  Green eyes are so pretty.  Brown eyes look like poop.  It’s a wonder I don’t have corn chunks in my eyes.”

“The only reason you have friends is that we pay for them.  So that you don’t go off and slit your wrists and then we’d have to clean up the blood.”

“Go somewhere else to cry out your feelings because nobody cares over here.  Cry, cry, cry but don’t get the floor wet.”

“A cow had the milk torn from her udder for you.”

“It’s a wonder Mom bought you from that crackhead.”

“When you grow up, you’re going to live in a refrigerator box on the side of the road.”

“You used to be a boy, you know that, don’t you?”

Here’s Rachel’s favorite verse of the bible; the chapter and verse are inscribed on at Stone Oak Elementary.

Proverbs 15:1
A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger.
Go figure.  And while you’re at it, have a nice week.

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