This Reminds Me

Everyone finds things from time to time – sometimes tasteful, sometimes not.

Years ago while they were still valuable, Keith found a DVD player on the side of the road and sold it on eBay.  I find change in the washer all the time (and it’s now all mine, thank you so very much.)   Lois still wears a necklace she found on the school playground.  Hannah once found $15 at Gatorland in Florida.

But what of Rachel – dear, sweet Rachel Wyoming with her mind and spirit always honed to spiritual and intellectual pursuits?

Rachel found a picture.  At Wal-Mart.  On the floor near a display of $.97 panties.

So we had to ask ourselves – what was this future business leader thinking?  What was the purpose of this picture?  Our conclusions:

-  Auditioning for the adult video, “Sales Associates Gone Wild”

-  Asking, “Paper or Plastic?”

-  Reminiscing about the old McDonalds slogan, “We Love to See You Smile.”

-  Selecting appropriately-colored undergarments to mask bouts of incontinence

-  Tidying the display area after Richard Simmons’ live demo of “Disco Sweat”

But finally we decided:

-  Posing for her personal ad photo on eharmony.com

So whip out those coupons, shoppers and watch for those falling prices.  You never know what you might find.