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Philippians 4:4
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Everyone finds things from time to time – sometimes tasteful, sometimes not.
Years ago while they were still valuable, Keith found a DVD player on the side of the road and sold it on eBay. I find change in the washer all the time (and it’s now all mine, thank you so very much.) Lois still wears a necklace she found on the school playground. Hannah once found $15 at Gatorland in Florida.
But what of Rachel – dear, sweet Rachel Wyoming with her mind and spirit always honed to spiritual and intellectual pursuits?
Rachel found a picture. At Wal-Mart. On the floor near a display of $.97 panties.
So we had to ask ourselves – what was this future business leader thinking? What was the purpose of this picture? Our conclusions:
- Auditioning for the adult video, “Sales Associates Gone Wild”
- Asking, “Paper or Plastic?”
- Reminiscing about the old McDonalds slogan, “We Love to See You Smile.”
- Selecting appropriately-colored undergarments to mask bouts of incontinence
- Tidying the display area after Richard Simmons’ live demo of “Disco Sweat”
But finally we decided:
- Posing for her personal ad photo on eharmony.com
So whip out those coupons, shoppers and watch for those falling prices. You never know what you might find.
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OMG! Now I need new ones, cause I laffed so hard… well, you get the picture.
Someone hasn’t been doing their kegels….
Au contraire. I LOVE kegels! Had one with cream cheese for breakfast this morning.
Thanks for sharing. I’ve pm’d you at adoption.com.
What a wonderful journey so far…
although the Wal-mart pic was TOO bizarre!
OK, so can I stop laughing now…. I think I saw this woman in the “shoe” section at the WMart 281&1604:)
She’s thinking, “Mmmm, these ought to cover about 1 cheek each…”