Do you - like me - want to order a wife off Amazon? Well, we can't. So here's the next best thing to help you stay
CoolCalmConnected.
Just
One More - C'mon, make a box!
And make a difference.
Hey - It's Us! 
It's a mighty big world. Better have a sister to hold you.
"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Ferris Bueller
Philippians 4:4
Wave hello to San AntonioAmazon's Gold Box
Loading ...It’s Play Time!
Season passes? Check. Drink mugs? Check. Backpack purses? Check. Let’s go, girls! The dancing bald guy with the glasses is waiting on us!
It’s Spring Break for NEISD. I’d like to have taken off all week with the girls – but – we need days to travel back to St. Pete. So I’m playing AT&T hooky only today and tomorrow. Hannah was supposed to be at Girl Scout Camp Sunday – Wednesday, but, alas, a nasty cold germ shortened her Mira Sol adventure to Tuesday night. So instead of riding the bus downtown with me yesterday and being allowed to roam a bit, Rachel and Lois (none too) graciously stayed home with her. Our week’s just been a bit disjointed. We needed some fun! And we got it.
The girls and I had a blast at Fiesta Texas today – along with at least half of the rest of San Antonio, we suspect. Fortunately, we avoided enough of the really long lines to ride our favorites. One of the in-character employees – “Skip Tomylou,” complete with greased hair and thick glasses - repeatedly pressed his face to and peered at us through the pizza shop window while we were eating. I’m thinking he recognized a soul mate in Rachel. 
We’re counting on having Guanna-to-be-Julia with us by summer, and that means we’ll have expended all available time off and won’t be traveling much. But you guys are invited to come visit. We are 10 miles due east of Fiesta Texas. You’re welcome to our guestroom and drink mugs ($.99 refills!). Our rates are very reasonable – no coupon required. And no lines for the bathrooms. And if you think you see greasy-haired “Skip” leering at you – look again, it’s probably just Keith going outside to work on the pond before he showers.
“What’s Up, Doc?” Not the rates at the “Woodworth Bed & Breakfast,” only 10 miles from Fiesta Texas.
Posted in 
when you look closely at this picture, I think you are the only one truly having fun next to the looney tun characters
Becky………any blood relation to the Looney characters. I’d be pretty looney to attempt Six Flags on spring break….then again, we are talking about the Woodworth’s here
gross. gross. gross. it was so humid that day. and my hair frizzed like no other. oh and just so y’all know how pathetic rebecca sue hoffman woodworth really is…she bought the picture just so that she could blog about it. i know. its kind of sad. and that “skip to my loo” fellow, was the biggest queer nugget ive ever seen. ok so yeah, just thought yall should know the R! (rachel) true hollywood story behind this picture.