Up Against The Wall, Birthday Boy!
With musical apologies to Jerry Jeff Walker
He was born
In Houston, Texas
His wife’s name’s Becky Lou Thelma Liz
He drives a Ford (not GMC) pick-up truck
His mother made him what he is.
So it’s “Happy Birthday, Keith”
Yeah, we miss you
Wish you were in San Antone today
You’re 45, and sleeping in a Marriott
Birthdays ain’t supposed to be this way.

Home to enjoy a Rice Krispie Birthday Treat in 1996
But we had to mail this picture to Saipan in your birthday card in 1997
Hey - It's Us!
"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Ferris Bueller
Wave hello to San Antonio

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hmm well. dad-happy birthday, the rest of you; my birthday is june 13, and i am the next in line in the family. so i will be turning 15 and expecting lots of gifts from all of you. so you will be held accountable if you read the blog. and i know you do. i need nice things. lots of them. because my mom is a cheapo. and so pity me. and buy me lots of things. but not dad. because hes old anyway. and i need them more. because i am in my youth. and wow. hes in senority. and his clock is ticking. if you catch my drift, so remember::::june 13. ill be 15. mark it on the calendar. day before flag day. i mean it. i know youre reading this. im watching through your window. -raychulllll wyoming who will be 15 soon. i also take visa, mastercard, and american express. but dont expect to get them back. kay so bye. that was long. JUNE 13 FOOLS. remember.
that’s right rach….
i’m SO gonna give you my visa. happy birthday dad! now YOU remember- my birthday is november 28, which gives you LOTS of time to save up to get me something nice. and you better. because i have connections…..
love, lois
45 and the clock is ticking. Oh my! Nice to see the unbridled avarice of the daughters though….makes my own son seem positively….normal.