Archive for December, 2007
Now THIS is Caramel Corn
To me – homemade crunchy, buttery, semi-salty caramel corn means Christmas. I’ve been making this recipe for more than 25 years. It’s easy but….I take no shortcuts. The ingredients are too expensive and my time is too valuable to waste on half-hearted Fiddle Faddle’ness. Start to finish – about four hours. And oh-so-worth-it.
The 25+-year old recipe, copied from a package of popcorn, scribed in my own clear hand on one of my mom’s recipe cards. Deciphered: 1 c. (2 sticks) butter 2 c. brown sugar 1/2 c. corn syrup 1. tsp. salt Boil for 5 minutes. Stir in after (boiling): 1/2 tsp. baking soda & 1 tsp. vanilla. Pour over 6 qts. popped corn. Bake at 250 for 1 hour, stirring every 15 minutes.
Now that’s real butter – not any weirdness like “light margarine.” And air popped corn, not microwave popcorn or (shudder) pre-popped corn or any of those obscenities. Light Karo and light brown sugar - I used dark Karo and dark brown sugar once and the corn just wasn’t as good. Premium nuts – I use pecans, walnuts, filberts (my faves), cashews and macademia nuts – none of them salted. Though if you must buy them salted, rinse them quickly in a colander and bake at 250 until completely, thoroughly dry. One of the few grocery items to which I am brand loyal is Imperial Sugar – but if it’s not available, a lesser brand will probably do fine (sigh.) Just don’t tell me.
My wonderful husband bought me this gynormous bowl when we were still in Houston. It’s used once a year - for caramel corn. It won’t fit in the sink for washing, so I sort of stand back and spray it with the wand, and then hit it hard with dish towels. Air pop (no oil!) all your corn before mixing in nuts, so you can remove all the unpopped kernels easily. A good shake sends them to the bottom of the bowl. Have your popcorn ready before starting your caramel. And don’t let your popcorn sit out longer than necessary – it’s absorbing water, doncha know, and growing stale.
A designated Caramel Assistant is quite handy. Stirring constantly means no scorching. I always make 4x, 5x or 6x the recipe. For every x after 3, I add one minute of boiling. Last night, we made a 5x recipe, so, instead of boiling 5 minutes, we boiled the caramel 7 minutes. Perhaps not scientific, but, it works. Boil in a pot bigger than you think you need, because when you add the baking soda and vanilla, it’s going to froth. The caramel should be a few shades of brown, and smell rich and sugary. Resist the urge to taste – your finger and/or tongue will sizzle.
Pour the caramel over the corn – not all in the middle, but around in a target’ish shape. Then stir from the bottom up, breaking as few kernels as possible. Taste-testers (especially seven-year-old ones) typically begin appearing at this point.

Spread the corn on cookie sheets and bake at 250 – that’s two five oh! I know everything else in the world is baked at higher temperatures, but trust me – 250 is right for caramel corn. Remove from the oven and stir every 15 minutes. For every recipe quantity I make above 3X, I add 10 minutes. So, for the 5X batch last night, we baked it 80 minutes instead of 60 – and stirred every 20 minutes instead of 15.

Here’s the tricky part – packaging. You can’t package it hot. As it cools, the steam will condense and run back onto the corn, ruining it. And you can’t just let it sit out for hours either, because it should be crisp, and it’ll go stale in a hurry. So….what you do is package it in stages. Use your hands and get the top layer of corn scooped off the cookie sheet and into a colander, which allows for quicker cooling. Line containers with plastic wrap (be generous with it!) and as the corn cools, put a bit in each container. Keep doing that – basically layering – checking frequently to ensure there’s no residual heat in the containers. When your container if filled with corn that you’re sure is room temp (or really close to it), bring up the plastic sides of the plastic wrap – layer neatly – and seal.
By now, your family will have taste-tested multiple handfuls and – sensing that clean-up will soon begin - will scurry away. Which means you get the last bits of still-soft’ish caramel clinging to the sides of the boiling pot. Ummmm – Merry Christmas!
Book ‘Em, Dano
My single-parent, gotta-get-to-work mom always had a book with her. She had a book in her car. On the kitchen table. By her chair in the den. In the bathroom. By her bed. In her purse. I totally understand that behavior now. When I find those spare five or 10 minutes, I want to wipe the hem of my dress on my reading glasses and crack the spine of sublime distraction.
I’ve never enjoyed a richer reading year than 2007. Sure, I stumbled across a few clunkers. Used to be, I thought if I started a book, I had to finish it. Not any longer. No good – Goodwill bag. And lots of books were merely ”okay,” which, in a more sparse year, is filling if not satisfying.
But this year – oh, this year…….15 gems….
IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
Post-nuke The Road won the Pulitzer for a reason. It’s far and away the most memorable book I’ve read in years. There’s imagery of this father and school-age son trudging toward a (hopefully) warmer climate I will never forget. “They were each other’s whole world” – with the bleak physical world around them offering no succor. After I finished it, I read chunks again before passing it onto to Judy – who read it twice, back to back. I still find myself reading snatches of display copies at Costco, Barnes & Noble, Borders, etc. The style is irritating – stream of consciousness run-on sentences with little puncutation. No quotes, no “he said, she said.” And like Faulkner, he infuses different time periods occassionally, and you’ve got to be awake to sort them out into the time line. Like Rebecca, don’t look for the principal’s name – it’s not there. I don’t try to limit my kids’ reading but I would not allow them to read The Road now and wouldn’t encourage them to do so until young adulthood.
This is “the one” I’ll remember from 2007.
Two plot lines converged in The Brief History of the Dead – A woman on a commercial venture in Antartica, and a man seemingly unanchored in an alternate (and shrinking) world. Seldom have I digested such an intriguing tale that is horrifying without being horrible. I keep pushing Lois to give it a try. If you’ve read it, you know I looked twice at the Diet Coke I was sipping while doing so.
A school chum of Rachel’s was reading Alas, Babylon and Rachel – knowing my love of survivor tales – couldn’t believe I hadn’t read it. So of course I did. It’s a classic nuke/post-nuke yarn and yet….it isn’t. Way too fanciful to be gripping. I think it’s more a 1950′s societal drama. I picture Mayberry in a snow globe, with nuclear flakes floating all around. A woman president (because she’s the only Cabinet member left alive)? Black and white neighbors working together and actually enjoying each other’s company? Urbanites finding satisfaction in agrarian life? Yep, I think that one’s for a 50′s sociology class – an interesting slice’o'time.
It’s not The Stand, but Earth Abides is a well-written portrayal of one man’s journey to normalcy in the 50′s after a virus wipes out almost all people. Basically, as he ages, his tribe becomes more and more primitive - an interesting contrast. I love the symbol of the massive library – the seat of knowledge – becoming more and more overgrown with advancing vegetation as more and more knowledge is lost to each generation that camps around it. “I am the last American,” wrote George Stewart – and this book was the first of its kind on U.S. shelves in 1950.
Remember the 1998 movie Deep Impact? Well, it was largely based on Lucifer’s Hammer, a 1977 sci fi classic. Yeah, yeah, the comet hits the earth and there’s mass destruction – but that’s not the good part. The good part revolves around a settlement of civilized people determined to survive against a warring band of cannibals. New religions form while family norms change…all while a group of savages plans their attack. Truthfully, a editor should have whacked a lot of extraneous characters. and sometimes the dialogue is downright tedious. But hey – it’s a good story.
IF YOU CAN WALK TO GET THIS BOOK- THANK JONAS SALK. OR MAYBE ALBERT SABIN.
Polio is less the story of the disease than it is the definition of America in one of its finest hours – a country united to fight a scourge crippling and killing its children. The rivalry between Salk (killed vaccine) and Sabin (live vaccine) is exposed in rich detail, but that wasn’t nearly as interesting to me as was the history of the March of Dimes – the first true charity of the masses, with Franklin D. Roosevelt as its chief promoter. Mothers collecting change door-to-door, ordinary people rushing to faraway towns to hastily construct wooden field hospitals, rural neighbors taking shifts to operate the hand pumps of iron lungs during power outtages – that shows what a country united can do when a disease is doing its worst.
WEATHER OR NOT YOU’RE INTO METEOROLOGY – BOTH EXCELLENT
I’ve always been a Depression/WWII history geek so I knew I’d enjoy The Worst Hard Time. I just didn’t expect to learn as much as I did about weather and topography, all threaded through journals, interviews and fascinating recounts of swirling dust storms. Every time I see a Bell jar now, I think of canned tumbleweed, and thank God my children are not dying by inches of dust lung.
Over the years, I’d noted references to the incredible winter storm of 1888, commonly called The Children’s Blizzard. I picked this book up and put it back down a dozen times before finally buying it My hesitation was foolish. I was totally engrossed in the chronicles of five (mostly immigrant) families on the High Plains and the effects of the massive storm that killed hundreds of settlers. The January day began warm, so most children had on no coats, gloves or any insulation during the deadly walk home as tempatures plummeted. Reading first-person accounts of survivors and parents desperate to find their children was chilling – emotionally and physically. I found myself shivering as I turned pages on hot summer days.
CHICK BOOKS
I wasn’t too sure about As the Crow Flies. The plot lines sounded like a Campbells Soup casserole gone bad – too much of this, so add some of that, swoosh it all around, add some other stuff, and gosh – will you really like this mess? In this twist-at-the-end tome, we have a Nazi war criminal, a tragedy in Vietnam, child abuse, Catholic permentation, an unusual immigrant family with adopted children, NASA history and 60′s nostalgia – largely experienced by the school-age daughter of a Royal Canadian Air Force officer. I decided to give it 50 pages. Ha! It totally hooked me. Started off slow and sweet, whipping in more and more plot lines, twists and revelations. I never would have guessed the ending – which made perfect sense. Child abuse was also a theme of Ann Marie MacDonald’s first book, Fall on Your Knees. I’m thinking CPS should have had an interest in her childhood. I’ll be watching for her third book fer shure.
The problem with every Jodi Picoult novel is that it’s not My Sister’s Keeper – which, in 2006, I could hardly put down. Nineteen Minutes isn’t quite that good, but is still tasty. This story of a 19-minute rampage by a high school student gunman shows the slow build-up of fury, distrust, isolation and pain that led to horror. Did it make me condone murder? Absolutely not. Did it help me better understand the tortured mind of the gunman? Yes, it did. I congratulated myself for divining part of the twist at the end. She always delivers a doozy.
DAUGHTERS (sigh)
Rachel wants everyone to know – today is her half-birthday. She is exactly 16 1/2 today. Here’s your shout-out, Rach! Now please unload the dishwasher.
Do you like Big Love? Then you’ll be engrossed in Daughter of the Saints, which many deem the single best first-person narrative of polygamy. Written by the only daughter of her father’s fourth plural wife – #28 of 48 children in the family - Dorothy Allred Solomon obviously loved her parents, but not their lifestyle, nor the grinding poverty that often accompanied it. “Happiness is a do-it-yourself-project.”
Two families’ adoptions of Korean baby girls is the backdrop of Digging to America, a novel about cultures (and people) bending and blending. How do you graft a child of a different culture into a family tree, especially if that family is itself transplanted? How do friendships and romance form among very different people? Digging to America is neither deep, nor pithy but as the mother of a child from a very different culture, I saw a bit of myself in each of the families.
ENLIGHTENMENT
Our Wednesday night class read and discussed Traveling Light, chapter by chapter – often uncomfortable sessions as we revealed the burdens we carry that God never intended we pack. Every Max Lucado book I read, I think, “Ohh! This is the best one.” Well, this was really was.
THANKS, MOM, FOR TEACHING ME TO LOVE TO READ. I THOUGHT OF YOU TURNING EVERY PAGE OF THESE TWO TERRIFIC TRUE-LIFE TOMES.
The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio reminded me so much of my mother, who also “contested.” And who could write or tell anything and make it funny, often in 25 words or less. There’s no need to write fiction books about women as remarkable as Evelyn Ryan or my mom. Their true life stories say all that needs to be said.
A darker sequel to A Girl Named Zippy, She Got Up Off the Couch chronicles her mother’s transformation from smart-but-uneducated, pork rind-smacking Hoosier housewife to single college professor. Her mother’s life turned upside down when her unfaithful husband left her She could either turn, too – or die by inches each day. She turned. And triumphed. Haven’s pride is palatable, as is her pain as other family relationships soured. I read Haven Kimmel’s first novel this year, too – The Solace of Leaving Early. Not great, but intriguing. This girl can write. I will be watching for her next one.
I must go read a few pages of Let’s Not Go to the Dogs Tonight before bed. I’m sure you understand.
Ha-Ha-Ha Hanging Around & Ho-Ho-Ho
So we’re not dashing through the snow – the temperature has been hanging in the mid-80′s. But it’s still Christmas in San Antonio.

Ruffians on the River Walk, where we’d hoped to ride a barge under the 200,000+ twinkly lights strung in the treetops. After seeing the line with its 2+ hour wait…ummm….no. Instead we walked along the river and four of us enjoyed River Center mall. You’ll have to guess which four.
Hot chocolate at Whole Foods after church, where we stopped so I could buy whole cashews and filberts to make caramel corn later this week. I finally found Julia two new long-sleeved church dresses online at Kohl’s this month after a search of: Target (online and three stores), Wal-Mart (online and store), Penneys (online), Land’s End (online), Tuesday Morning (store), Kohl’s (store), Sam’s (store), Costco (store), Old Navy (online and two stores) and Steinmart (store.) Can someone please tell me why church dresses for little girls are so hard to find? I mean just simple cotton dresses. All children’s clothing seem to come in three styles now: 1. Shorts or pants for school – many of which fit into the next category, which is….. 2. Trashy. 3. And – during the holidays - Ridiculous (dry clean.) I long for the days at Target when you could buy nice little cotton dresses reasonably-priced, instead of hurriedly flipping through racks of low-cut, too-tight, entirely inappropriate styles, designed for what my grandmother would have deemed a “strumpet.”
It’s a gingerbread Alamo at Whole Foods! Reminded me of how we posed in front of this Texas shrine for our Christmas cards in 2000, after our first full year in San Antonio – “Remember the Woodworths.”
Rachel was 9; Lois and Hannah had just turned 7 and 5. Julia was less than a year old and 5,617 mi. away.
Stay tuned for more hanging around San Antonio during the holidays….
Holiday in the Park
Rainy summer weather created a slow season at Fiesta Texas, so, after many years of no winter activities, Six Flags resurrected Holiday in the Park. We had to go. Of course. Drink mugs in hand.
So it’s a little hard to appreciate the biggest Christmas tree in Texas from a mere photo – but still -
Eight of our feet in front of a 100′ Norway Spruce. Shorts and flip-flops – well, yeah, it’s Fiesta Texas, peeps.
Our visit coincided with Hannah’s 12th birthday. Her cake? This funnel delight. We all shared, and licked our fingers (our own, not each other’s) Julia initially refused to try it, but succumbed to sisterly urging and l-o-v-e-d it. Lois’ 14th birthday was three days previously. She delighted in telling everyone she “didn’t even get a cake.” She’s known for years I was a bad mother. Now everyone else can revel in that knowledge, too.
And this was so, so tough.
“Carol of the Bells” by the Trans Siberian Orchestra with a synced light show in the square. We looked agape – like we were fresh off the farm. I might have danced. A bit. To the horror of my children. ![]()
Ro-Ro-Ro, Rerry Ristmas!
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